Monday, April 13, 2009

Brandon History Month 11, 12, 13

The 11th

There are a number of things in this universe that are still unknown.

Or in other words:

There are a number of things in this universe that Brandon hasn't explained yet

The 12th

On this day in 1961, Yuri Gagarin becomes the first human to travel in outer space. That's the popular story.

The truth is Yuri's Vostok 1 aircraft was lapped several times by Brandon in his 1996 Pontiac Grand Am.

The truth is out there

The 13th

What are little boys made of?
Snips and snails, and puppy dogs tails
That's what little boys are made of !"
What are little girls made of?
"Sugar and spice and all things nice
That's what little girls are made of!"

What is Brandon made of?
Dual cast Aluminum and a Laser equipped Tail
That's Brandon is made of!
Also one fifth Transformer and one Fifth GI Joe
One fifth A-Team and one fifth Stoogey Moe
The last fifth is awesomeness and of that he's reknown.
There would be another fifth (lava) but jealousy is abound.

All these things make a Brandon, makes him legendary
And makes great men give up and join a Brandon Seminary.
It is not for us, mere mortals all, to judge and snicker
It is for us to be struck in awe, to gawk and drink malt liquour

1 comment:

Lady Glamis said...

A laser equipped tail. I love it. :D