On this day in 1865, Robert E. Lee surrendered the Confederate Army to the Union at the McLean House near the Appomattox Court House.
Though the story is that the Reb's supply trains had been destroyed the night before finally urged Lee to surrender the truth is much more simple.
Brandon flew like a bird onto the battlefield and took off his shirt.
The sight of such magnificent abs cause all weapons to melt leaving both armies to the mercy of his glistening biceps.
They say that in the hills of West Virginia there are people so isolated they still speak in English circa the 1800's.
They have kept alive the old nursery rhyme about the "Beautiful Battle Bird that made the Confederates Lay an Egg."