Another post at ficly.com. Entry into "A Touch of Madness" Challenge
Ah, Clint come in please. You can shut the door.
Now you may or may not know why I called you in here. I must inform you that your actions today will influence my decision whether or not to call your parents and tell them why you are wasting their well earned $55,000 a year on this institution.
Your teachers and roommates have lodged several complaints. We at Chapley Hall are future captains of industry, men of power and action.
We are not, and I quote:
A mutant with the ability to catch on fire by eating sunflower seeds
We are not sunflower seeds
Am I getting through to you?
We men of Chapley do not also:
Have the ability to fly after eating beans
We do not have secret Mongolian Kings as father’s
We are not fanciful.
Mr. Clint, all that you have done at this institution is create fancy and fantastical. I hereby am placing you on probation until you appear to have remorse for all the above and painting the words, “Captain Hamburger” on all your uniforms.