Just got back from a company dinner in Miami. The ride back was nothing but late twenty year old's bragging about all the trim they have back home and story after story after cell phone pic.
I love being married.
I have nothing left in common with these guys. It is so desparate.
I guess I'm an old man because I'd rather brag about looking into the eyes of my soul mate and losing myself in her.
The guys called me a fag after I said that.