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Today Brandon's 20's come to an end.

They were a vibrant time in History, full of color, virtue, and song.

Here are some of his better known achievements:

Pitched 97 perfect games.

Swam the English Channel (From America.)

Won the 24 hours of LeMans (completed in 20 hours a Track Record)

Decided there should be eight days in a week, then subsquently removed it. (Weird Month)

Built the Great Pyramid at Giza

Defeated Sauron at the Black Gates

Invented the word "dude"

Was strong against the Yen

Made the first Hybrid car out of a Datsun and a Rhino

etc etc etc

The world will change tomorrow, perhaps for the better.

Goodbye 20's and good riddance

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Brandon is an animal lover, below are some of his pets:

55,124 dogs

1 cat named Not Dog

Three Parrots

Three Parrots

A Minotaur named Chocolate

A Pegasus named Feathers McSquee

A Flock of Dodo Birds

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Andre the Giant was 7'4" and 500 pounds. It has been said that he once drank 119 beers in 6 hours.

Brandon calls him, "Tiny."

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Brandon's rubber band shooter

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Fact: Light Speed was initally called Brandon Speed

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Brandon's mug. Brandon hates Expresso

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As of this posting, Brandon is the only man to climb Everest, K2, and the Olympus Mons in a single afternoon.

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Brandon's Famous Chili Recipe:

1 part beans, 1 part meat, 40,000 parts lava.

Put all in a metal pot.

Stir.

Eat Metal Pot.

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The one and only time Brandon ate seafood. Brandon claims there wasn't enough meat.

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Brandon is a great cook, here is his omelette pan.

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This guy was second place.

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Also known as the Brandon Rabbit

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Brandon never is Late. He doesn't wait for Time, Time waits for him.

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This month is a time to reflect on everything Brandon does for us, but let us take a moment to talk about what Brandon doesn't do:

Make us cry
Make the world too hot or too cold.
Brussel Sprouts.

That is all.

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Brandon once single handedly won independence for the Platano Republic. He fought fiercely and bravely for the poor dispossessed people.

In honor of his deeds the people named their greatest import after him.

The Branana

You've been pronouncing it wrong.

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Little known Brandon Fact: He was the sixth Beatle and the first Boy George

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Brandon is known for his charitable works.

Every May 13th we celebrate Pound Day, thanking Brandon for not pounding the Earth flat.

Again.

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The Colossus of Rhodes. Also known as The Brandon of Rhodes

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Brandon's 5 o'clock shadow

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Long have scholars discussed and theorized about the meanings of Stonehenge. A massive structure made of rocks that were carried overland hundreds of miles by primitive peoples.

The truth is Brandon likes to BBQ

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In the Great Pyramid at Giza you will find many ancient artifacts. One such treasure is a hieroglyph of Brandon struggling to find the answer to a question. This is the last known time this happened.

The artifact is 10,000 years old.

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February 30-37, 1940 Brandon on vacation in the Bahamas took a Leap Week.

This is commonly referred to as the
Week of Awesome.

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Brandon is renown for his modesty. In fact he is been quoted to say that if there was a Mt. Rushmore of humbleness, Brandon would be Lincoln.

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In the Summer of 1937, Brandon hit for the cycle five times, batted .420, averaged 40 yards per catch, 50 yards per pass, a plus/minus of 14, 16 poles, and a 2 minute mile.

Then he had breakfast

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While scholars tend to chart only the successes of Brandon, they do in time find accidental offshoots of Brandon's acts.

That is not to say Brandon is to blame.

One such example, Brandon claimed to love cornbread. Farmers across the nation donated their crops to saitate Brandon.

Brandon was pleased, however, it caused the Dust Bowl.

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August 14, 1955 Brandon in a fit of boredom declares War on Atlantis.

Where do you find Atlantis?

Exactly.

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It is a commonly held belief that the Bran Muffin is named after Brandon. This is true in part.

In other news Bran muffins are partially awesome.

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Brandon is credited with the invention of necessity.

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It's that time again....


Brandon History Month!


It's a gift to the world.


I'm so freaking giving.


March 23, 1894 Brandon ate a marshmallow the size of Sri Lanka. He lost six pounds