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Brandon History Month: Day 2

The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words.

Unless of course you write a poem about Brandon listing his great deeds.

Then the pencil will never run out of lead

Brandon History Month: A Moving Internet Spectacular

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Brandon History Month: Day 1

SCIENCE FACT!

From the office of the Norwegian Science Society:

Whilst Tyrannosaurus Rex is the most popular dinosaur, a month long inquiry was made into the most awesome prehistoric beast.

10 out of 10 Norwegian paleontologist agree that the most awesome dinosaur is:

Brandosaurus Rex

Facts you can trust!

Winter wonderland

My wife has experienced her first snowfall ever in the past couple of days.

The joy on her face is in direct conflict with the disdain on mine.

I really hate snow

I'm debating this move to the East Coast again

BA all grown up part II

Tomorrow our first washer and dryer set are delivered.

Our matching set.

That isn't from a thrift store.

Or a ding and dent.

No more laundramats. Three years of our lives have be stuck in these hell holes.

Next to my wedding day tomorrow might be the greatest day of our lives.

BA All grown up

Just got back from a company dinner in Miami. The ride back was nothing but late twenty year old's bragging about all the trim they have back home and story after story after cell phone pic.

I love being married.

I have nothing left in common with these guys. It is so desparate.

I guess I'm an old man because I'd rather brag about looking into the eyes of my soul mate and losing myself in her.

The guys called me a fag after I said that.